Technorati Rank #1!

Saturday, August 4th, 2007

All my hard blogging has finally paid off as the Technorati Rank #1! If you can’t make it out in that shot how about this one:

The only photoshoping of the images was to crop them. No retouching at all. The last few weeks have been good but this just tops it. I’m going to run for PM at the next election on the basis of this. I’m just so popular at the moment that I’ll at least give Brown a run for his money and Cameron will end up a definite number 3. I expect to be swept to power on a wave of love and adoration. I promise to be a force for good. A bringer of change. A new brush. I don’t hear any drums in my head.

Right now I’m number 1 and it doesn’t bother me that anyone else with a blog listed on Technocrati is too. In fact I think their new approach of throwing out the judgemental system that ranks one blog over another is quite leveling. It frees us again. Right now we’re back to where we were in the heady days of ’96 (or maybe before then) when page rank ment nothing. SEO didn’t matter. What mattered was that we could post stuff on the web and other people could find it and enjoy it.

Of course this heady August revolution won’t last. Someone will fix the bug and we’ll all be ranked against each other again. But right now I’m number 1 and I’m going to enjoy the feeling 🙂

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3 Responses to Technorati Rank #1!

Comedy + Wednesday, August 8th, 2007

A whole bunch of folks came out #1 on Technorati. So, I'll congratulate you too. :)

Mark Saturday, August 4th, 2007

For a minute there I thought I did but then a voice said "Last time on the West Wing" and I realised I'd sat on the remote control for my DVD ;-)

Kim Knox Saturday, August 4th, 2007

Are you absolutely *positive* about the drums?

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